Timmy

Timmy lives the thug life, and we mean that in the nicest possible way. He smugly draws you in for a welcoming pat and then lets you have it, delighting in batting you away and letting you know it's on his terms only and he can (and will) change his mind whenever he likes. He also takes this approach with other cats and while he currently lives with others he would quite enjoy the solo life.
Unfortunately he's way too good looking to qualify for the next grumpy cat but if ornery is your love language and you like a good game of Guess my Current Mood then Timmy is your spirit animal!